In a world of... stuff...

...Anything can happen...

Notes

When life gives you lemons…

…you:

A. make lemonade.

B. squirt it in other people’s eyes.

C. make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

D. … don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE???? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER!!!! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!!! Do you know who I am?????? I’m the man whose gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! With the LEMONS!!! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

Filed under lemons portal 2 cave johnson